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FOR OLDER PEOPLE, THE PRESENT, FOR YOUNGER PEOPLE, THE FUTURE AND FOR THOSE IN-BETWEEN HERE IS THE SLIPPERY SLOPE:
I CANNOT SEE
I CANNOT PEE
I CANNOT CHEW
I CANNOT SCREW
OH MY GOD
WHAT CAN I DO
MY MEMORY SHRINKS
MY HEARING STINKS
NO SENSE OF SMELL
I LOOK LIKE HELL
MY MOOD IS BAD -- CAN YOU TELL
MY BODY IS DROOPING
HAVE TROUBLE POOPING
THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST
THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN KISS MY ASS
- CREDITED TO ANONYMOUS INTERNET AUTHOR
FINALLY, HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES OF ADVANCED AGE LABELS...
1. OLD FOLKS
2. ELDERLY
3. SEMI-SENIOR
4. SENIOR CITIZEN
5. SEASONED CITIZEN
6. OLDER
7. RETIREE
8. FEEBLE
9. FRAIL
10. AGING
11. OLD TIMER
12. OVER-THE-HILL
13. ELDER
14. WHITE HAIR
15. PENSIONER
16. SILVER HAIR
17. WRINKLY
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