SENIOR TALK

UPDATE: THIS FILE LAST EDITED 2-2011

SENIOR

TALK

A PUBLICATION FROM THE...

SIGHT LOSS

INFORMATION

DETECTIVE

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FOR OLDER PEOPLE, THE PRESENT, FOR YOUNGER PEOPLE, THE FUTURE AND FOR THOSE IN-BETWEEN HERE IS THE SLIPPERY SLOPE:

I CANNOT SEE

I CANNOT PEE

I CANNOT CHEW

I CANNOT SCREW

OH MY GOD

WHAT CAN I DO

MY MEMORY SHRINKS

MY HEARING STINKS

NO SENSE OF SMELL

I LOOK LIKE HELL

MY MOOD IS BAD -- CAN YOU TELL

MY BODY IS DROOPING

HAVE TROUBLE POOPING

THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST

THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN KISS MY ASS

- CREDITED TO ANONYMOUS INTERNET AUTHOR

FINALLY, HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES OF ADVANCED AGE LABELS...

1. OLD FOLKS

2. ELDERLY

3. SEMI-SENIOR

4. SENIOR CITIZEN

5. SEASONED CITIZEN

6. OLDER

7. RETIREE

8. FEEBLE

9. FRAIL

10. AGING

11. OLD TIMER

12. OVER-THE-HILL

13. ELDER

14. WHITE HAIR

15. PENSIONER

16. SILVER HAIR

17. WRINKLY

18. OLD FOGEY

19. HONORED CITIZEN

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